Ok, it's time for a sad and stupid story of my life whether you want to read it or not. But you come here to read
sad, stupid stories of my life though...So, for your own entertainment, here it goes.

Ok, so lets pretend it's Monday night, yes Monday April 10th, 2006. Moving on, now I was going to shadow
(A.K.A stalk someone) at DSHA on Tuesday. Now you have to be at DS at 7:30. Now of course, i'm on my
laptop. "MEGHAN! GO TO BED! YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP TOMORROW", That would be my mom
"OK!", that would be me. So I go upstairs do the before bed rutine...and I lay my head on my
pillow and hear the annoying THUMPING from my brothers music. Yeah, it's fine in the morning when i'm trying
to wake up, but I DON'T APRECIATE ACDC WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP. Of course, I didn't notice it before,
cus i was occupied, and not attempting to sleep. Now, it's really loud. So I close my door, still hear & feel it.
Go down the hallway a bit, close that door...Still hear & feel it. So i'm like...OMG i have to sleep. So I go to my
brothers room (Michael). I stick my head in through is OPEN doorway and say:
Me: Hey Mike, can you turn it down and close your door so I can sleep?
The lump on the bed doesn't move. Yes, the lump was indeed, my annoying older sibbling.
Now, did I mention that he has a surround sound system that's hooked up to his computer? So his tunes are
coming out of the computer. That info is vital in this sad, pathetic story. Ok.
Me: Ummm...Please?
*silence*
Me: Can I go in and turn it off?
*silence* This dude is totally not sleeping, cus...you'll find out later
So im all thinking 'UGH i have to sleep!' Then I trip over his stupid
extention cord that's running from his room to the bathroom. Wanna know why it's there? Well, my dad installed
his light fixture. But the funny thing is, when my brother turns his light off, everything in the room turns off, including
the computer. So he wanted to watch a movie, and ran an extention cord into the bathroom. Anyways, I tripped over
it. And i'm like, OMG this thing is sooooo annoying. So I unplug it. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid...stupid...STUPID.
At the silence of the music, my brother leaps out of bed and is like "OMG YOU $^&*$ IDIOT I HAD A PAPER UP
ON THE COMPUTER" and i'm like "OMG OMG OMG! I AM SUCH AN IDIOT" *head hits wall repedidly* And then
i'm like (in my head) 'RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAY!' Sooo...I like..snuck down stairs, past my mom on the computer
[BTW, it's about 10:00 now] and go to bed on the couch. Then my mom goes upstairs because my brothers music
is so freaking loud. He probably thought i was upstairs, trying to sleep, and turned it up. So, you could hear it through
the ceiling, and my mom goes upstairs. She yells at him, he yells at her...about me...my mom screams 'MEGHAN'
when she can't find me in my room [probably figured he murdered me] and i'm like 'WHAT?'. So she comes running
down the stairs, comes to me on the couch and says "Are you still all in one peice" and i'm like "yeah" and she says
"Your lucky". So i slept on the couch until 12 and then my dad comes home from working (he went back after dinner)
and carries me upstairs. But whenever my parents carry me upstairs, i pretend i'm still asleep. But sometimes they
don't wake me up.

Like my story? Yeah, i have to like...live in a different house from that boy. And he still hasn't herd of the wounderful
invention of headphones. They would be especially nice at 10:00 at night when he wasted hours PLAYING on his
computer instead of doing his homework...hmmmmm....do your homework, what a great idea!